1. To infiltrate companies and corporations and determine who is doing the work, who is not working, who is stealing from the company, who deserves a raise or promotion, and who deserves to be fired.
2. To prepare detailed weekly reports on our activities, intelligence garnered and our opinion on the working habits of staff and how those work habits might be improved. Part Spy, Part Consultant.
3. To engage in office politics and determine what is going on behind the scenes. Who is the person that is slacking off or stealing from the company? Who is secretly backstabbing co-workers or sabotaging the company's hard working staff?
4. To maintain secrecy at all times by performing temporary duties such as filing, data entry, mail services, shipping and receiving.
5. To leave the company a happier and more efficient working machine.